My grams' is crazy! and She needs Jesus!!!

O.K!! So I knew my grandma had issues and was having issues, but I guess I always thought my mom and dad were over doing it in telling me about it!

Well, boy if I didn't get a wake up call this morning...So, I was laying there and sleeping hella' good, when the phone started ringing around 7is AM I would say?! So.. I laid there and went back to sleep when it rang again..well I laid there even longer cussing to myself about the phone ringing and wish it would stop! So, it stopped but only to ring again 15 mins' latter! Well I had, had ENOUGH and at that time knew who it was.. It was my gram's calling the conversation went like this:

me: yes grandma what do you want? (very pissy tone I might add!)

her: is your dad there?

me: yes, he is; and he is asleep!We are ALL trying to sleep, what do U want?

her: well the cops are on there way..

me: (laughing out loud), FBI too?

her: yes, they are.. U better watch out!

me: well they were supposed to be here yesterday and they never showed.. are u sure u told them were he was?!

her: well there on there way, and there after your mother too!

me: oh really?

her: yes.. and can you believe your dear precious mother is trying to kill me?

me: oh really?

her: yeah, a lot of people know that! even the people from her church know about it, why would she try and do that to me?! I have never been nothing but nice to her!

me: u don't say.. now are u done, this is crazy, HELL your crazy.. go back to bed and QUIT calling!

her: well there coming, they wrote checks on my account, and now there is NO money.. and your mother, your mother took my ring.. she STOLE it from me!

me: no she didn't, because I have it!!

her: (she stammered around) and then sayin why did I take it?!! I had my own rings..

me: (I laughed so hard saying) yeah what ever, now if your done.. I'm hanging the phone up.. (then hung up on her!!)

..O.k. I know she is OLD but give me a break.. Jeez'..I cant believe it..

So needless to say about the time, the folks got up shortly there after.. and asked me what was going on, I told her it was U know who.. So they laughed and asked me what had happened. I proceeded to tell them, and mom said she would call her and see what was going on.So she proceeded to call and her conversation went like this:(Now granted its a one sided conversation I can hear, but U can get the 'jest of it by what she says!!

my mom: yes, I heard you called this moring.. what is it you want or need?

my mom: oh really? well they never showed up yesterday (she called yesterday clamming the same thing) are you sure u gave them the right address?

my mom: I have not tried to kill you..

my mom: oh, u have proof? photos? really? well I would love to talk to your neighbor who have this pic's... which neighbor is it? why cant you tell me who it is, and give me her number so I can call and talk to her.

my mom: yes there is money in the bank, and which bank did you go to? who took you to the back, because I know U didn't drive!

my mom: well u must have went to the wrong bank.. and yes! your right we did take your ring! A.J (my father) took it and put it up in the bank vault! U dont need to wear it, and further more you cant even get the ring over you knuckle! (yes my mom does have her ring! my father gave it to her to wear.. my father has the power of attonery of her (grams) and she had told him that when she coulndt wear it anymore, she wanted my mother to have it!)

my mom: well I tell you what, when we get back we can meet up with you neighbor who took the pictures..

my mom: u want to speak with A.J.. sure.. hold on!

my dad: now why are you doing this? this is not gonna make us come home any quicker, so just stop!

my dad: your little tricks are not gonna work, keep it up; and I will have the POLICE come for you and put you away....

my dad: well, were not coming home! and that is that.. your not spoiling our time here and that is that, further more about your damn ring; if our not careful we might just "hock" it and keep the money!!!.. CLICK!

Well, as you can see my folks have a problem on there hands.. I feel really bad for them..Lord knows; I would have put her ass in a home a LONG time ago. And further more, they know when they get like that, they are packing there bags and Im dropping them off at the local "Holiday Inn". And I might splurge on their birthday or the holiday and take them to the " Embassy Suites" if there lucky. I told them, they have a laundry service,and the usually have a local shuttle to take them to the mall or were ever they want to go. Also that gives them a chance to meet new people ALL the time and visit with them too!

Well as you can see I have alot on my plate right now, with my parental units here and then dealing with grams!

Im sure I will be posting again VERY soon..